Hope For Christmas

Obama Rolling Stone Handbag

2009-12-24T05:18:00.000-08:00

I got nuthin'. Merry Christmas one and all.

Obama Lava Lamp

2009-12-23T05:16:00.000-08:00

Two things that make much more sense while stoned.

Obama first-pitch Baseball Card

2009-12-22T05:11:00.000-08:00

Lest anyone forget, this is the pitch he made to a chorus of boos at the All-Star Game. Maybe it was because he was in a White Sox jacket in St. Louis. Or maybe it was because he barely made it to the plate (though in his defense, it's hard to make it all the way to the plate when you throw like a girl).

Obama "Star Wars" Figure

2009-12-21T05:03:00.000-08:00

The Farce is strong with this One.

"Change" Bank

2009-12-18T05:00:00.000-08:00

If your bank fails within three months, return it for a full bailout. (via Amazon.com)

Bo Obama Books and Toys

2009-12-17T04:47:00.000-08:00

Personally, I think the wrong Obama is getting hit in the nose with a newspaper. And how arrogant do you have to be to essentially name the dog after yourself?

(all available on Amazon.com)

Change... for the children.

2009-12-16T16:39:00.000-08:00

Pencils and notebooks resembling President Barack Obama’s 2008 campaign ads have been sold in at least one Columbia school and other public schools, causing the company that distributes the materials to travel around the state yanking the supplies out of machines.

(Source)

O-Train

2009-12-15T09:05:00.000-08:00

It's time... once again... to climb aboard... the O-Train! (From Collectibles Today)

At least it doesn't say "yes we can."

2009-12-14T08:53:00.000-08:00

Warning: Biceps are larger than they actually appear. (From Amazon.com)

Super O T-Shirt

2009-12-12T08:47:00.000-08:00

Barack Obama only wishes he could wear Tim Tebow pajamas! (Stylin' Online)

All Others Pay Cash.

2009-12-11T08:46:00.000-08:00

What messiah complex??? (Stylin' Online)

"Dogs For Obama 2012" Doggie Shirt

2009-12-10T08:37:00.000-08:00

Now those of you living in Chicago can let the world know who your dog plans to vote for in 2012. (Zazzle.com)

Obama Action Figure

2009-12-09T08:26:00.000-08:00

This is another ~~doll~~ Action Figure from Jailbreak Toys. What caught my eye was the product description and warnings from Amazon.com:

Five choking hazard warnings; I thought the last one was particularly harsh. One of the listed Product Features says, "Color: Obama." That's got to be racist somehow!

Obama Paper Dolls

2009-12-08T08:23:00.000-08:00

http://www.amazon.com/Obama-Paper-Dolls-Collectible-Campaign/dp/0486469786/ref=pd_sim_k_2

(From Amazon.com)

Amazing Spider-Man, starring Obama

2009-12-07T08:20:00.000-08:00

Changey Man, Changey Man
Only does what his 'prompter can
Spins a lie, any size
Attracts thieves, just like flies
Look Out!
There goes the country, man. (available at Amazon.com)

Topps Trading Cards

2009-12-05T08:17:00.000-08:00

"Sweet! A Bill Ayers rookie card!" (From Amazon.com)

Do-It-Yourself Obama Action Figure

2009-12-04T09:20:00.000-08:00

Wait a second... an Obama action figure in all white? RAAAAAAAAAAACIST!!!!! (Disclaimer: to the best of my knowledge, Jailbreak Toys isn't actually racist)

Michelle Obama Action Figures

2009-12-03T09:14:00.000-08:00

(Dolls courtesy of Jailbreak Toys; photos courtesy of CNN.com)

Obama Family Nesting Dolls

2009-12-02T09:03:00.000-08:00

Obama Family Nesting Dolls. The Barack Obama doll is hollow (what a coincidence), and made outside the US (it's uncanny!). The product description calls this "The perfect momemto (sic) of this time of change." ($48 at Sears.com)

Obama Victory Plate

2009-12-01T08:50:00.000-08:00

Obama Victory Plates, created shortly after 0's historic 2008 election victory.

(Still available on Ebay)

Obama Ornament 2

2009-11-30T09:00:00.000-08:00

Give this Bust of Obama a place of prominence on your Christmas tree for years to come.

Obama Ornament 1

2009-11-27T09:00:00.000-08:00

Now that Thanksgiving has come and gone, it's time to decorate the tree. Now you can have the image of the Chosen One grace your Christmas tree! Oh, and you can add a nativity scene somewhere else if you must.

(Taken at the Mall of New Hampshire)

Plannerzine!

2009-11-25T15:30:00.000-08:00

Own a piece of history with your Barack Obama 2010 Plannerzine! What's a plannerzine, you ask? Why, it's a planner! And a magazine! Not since you got your chocolate in my peanut butter has there been such a thrilling combo!

(Taken in a Walgreens in Epping, NH)

Pieces of Flair

2009-11-24T19:59:00.000-08:00

Now you can pretend you have a make-believe position with this Obama Community Organizer button! Only $5! From the description: The 2008 election showed what a difference grassroots organizing can make. But as the President has said many times, there is still work to be done to bring about the change we all fought for. This button shows that you’re working hard for reform, and standing firm against the special interests that fight to maintain the status quo. This union-printed, American-made circular button is 2.25” in diameter.

This button is available for sale at http://store.barackobama.com/ . Yes, this is on sale at President Obama's official site. "I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this flair." (h/t Midwest Conservative Journal)

Amazon Recommendations: FAIL

2009-11-18T05:50:00.000-08:00

Oh, you're looking for a Dukes of Hazzard framed picture? Perhaps you'll be interested in our Barack Obama photo as well. (Taken at A.C. Moore's in Manchester, NH)

Obama/MLK Bowling Ball

2009-11-17T05:19:00.000-08:00

Looks like I spoke too soon about the bowling ball. Isn't that special? (Source. Thanks, T!)

Obama Briefs

2009-11-15T18:58:00.000-08:00

Now we know why Chris Matthews feels that thrill going up his leg. (Source)

Chia Barrack

2009-11-15T18:53:00.000-08:00

Check out the video at the official site, www.chiaobama.com . If this weren't a real product, the commercial would rank up there with SNL in its prime.

Indoctrination

2009-11-15T18:51:00.001-08:00

(Not justifying this by linking the source.)

Obama Basketball

2009-11-15T18:48:00.000-08:00

At least it wasn't a bowling ball. (Taken at a K-Mart in Salem, NH.)